Bottom of the Barrel Beats V: Price Floor

by Apostrophe S

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  • TO HELP SUPPORT PRODUCTION OF THE UPCOMING APOSTROPHE S FULL-LENGTH LP, "The Stakes Are So Low, But the Standards Are So High:"

    when u pay $15.00 (or more???) for "Bottom of the Barrel Beats V: Price Floor" u will receive a 8.5"x11"-(ish) pen-and-ink drawing by Apostrophe S via USPS!!!* The drawing will be an ORIGINAL, HAND-MADE work of artsy-farts, on some type-a paper. U can cut it to a frame that u like or tack it up on yr wall or just staple it to yr forehead if u want.** Shipping is free!
    Art is fun! Coolness is capital! Bababooey!

    THE DRAWING WILL BE SELECTED FROM A GRAB-BAG OF ORIGINALS! THE DRAWINGS PICTURED ARE ONLY REPRESENTATIVE OF THE STYLE OF DRAWING YOU WILL RECEIVE, AND ARE NOT GUARANTEED TO BE THE ONE YOU GET***.

    *continental United States only, plz. Also plz be cool and allow up to 2-3 weeks for shipping
    **Apostrophe S does not condone nor recommend self-mutilation, guize.
    ***I might have to take some time to make a new one! I will reach out to you if this is the case!

    DON'T YA WANNA LIVE YR LIFE LIKE YA SHOWER WITH A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO THAT READS LIKE A CULT MANUAL? DON'T YA WANT DA FOOD THAT'S GOOD FOR YA TO COST MORE?? DON'T YA WANNA LIVE IN A BOX? LET'S LIVE IN A BOX SOMEWHERE!

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  • TO HELP SUPPORT PRODUCTION OF THE UPCOMING APOSTROPHE S FULL-LENGTH LP, "The Stakes Are So Low, But the Standards Are So High:"

    pretty much the same as the drawing deal -- when u pay $5.00 (or more???) for "Bottom of the Barrel Beats V: Price Floor" u will receive a hand-written poem by Apostrophe S in the mail via USPS!!!* It will probably be folded up like a letter. It also might be from a typewriter. It'll look maybe kinda like the one pictured here but it might be on lined paper. It'll be cool tho, I'm pretty sure. Still free shipping!

    THE POEM WILL BE SELECTED FROM A GRAB-BAG OF ORIGINALS! YOU PROBABLY WON'T RECEIVE THE EXACT POEM PICTURED!

    *continental United States only, plz. Also plz be cool and allow up to 2-3 weeks for shipping

    Includes unlimited streaming of Pylon via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 14 days
    edition of 1000 

      $5 USD or more 

     

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released October 25, 2014

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