TO HELP SUPPORT PRODUCTION OF THE UPCOMING APOSTROPHE S FULL-LENGTH LP, "The Stakes Are So Low, But the Standards Are So High:"
when u pay $15.00 (or more???) for "Bottom of the Barrel Beats V: Price Floor" u will receive a 8.5"x11"-(ish) pen-and-ink drawing by Apostrophe S via USPS!!!* The drawing will be an ORIGINAL, HAND-MADE work of artsy-farts, on some type-a paper. U can cut it to a frame that u like or tack it up on yr wall or just staple it to yr forehead if u want.** Shipping is free!
Art is fun! Coolness is capital! Bababooey!
THE DRAWING WILL BE SELECTED FROM A GRAB-BAG OF ORIGINALS! THE DRAWINGS PICTURED ARE ONLY REPRESENTATIVE OF THE STYLE OF DRAWING YOU WILL RECEIVE, AND ARE NOT GUARANTEED TO BE THE ONE YOU GET***.
*continental United States only, plz. Also plz be cool and allow up to 2-3 weeks for shipping
**Apostrophe S does not condone nor recommend self-mutilation, guize.
***I might have to take some time to make a new one! I will reach out to you if this is the case!
DON'T YA WANNA LIVE YR LIFE LIKE YA SHOWER WITH A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO THAT READS LIKE A CULT MANUAL? DON'T YA WANT DA FOOD THAT'S GOOD FOR YA TO COST MORE?? DON'T YA WANNA LIVE IN A BOX? LET'S LIVE IN A BOX SOMEWHERE!
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